OK we have all heard them, most of us have used them and some of us have even managed the occasional success with them!

Pick up lines, nothing inspires us to be quite so creative as the need for sex and after a few drinks!

I will put these classic pick up lines into 3 different categories:

1. 1.Straight to the point - when the urge is too much!
   

2. 2.Innuendo - for the lovers of subtle or maybe not
   

3. 3.Cheesy lines - Oh the worst kind ever!
   

WARNING ANY ATTEMPT TO USE THESE MAY RESULT IN SHARP PAINS TO THE FACE AND GROIN!

Straight To The Point

1. •Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?
   

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3. •Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?
   

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5. •Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
   

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7. •Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
   

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10. Innuendo
    

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12. •When asked if you have the time; Simply reply "Do you have the energy?"
    

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14. •I think I could fall madly in bed with you
    

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16. •I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you
    

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18. •So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?
    

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20. •That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
    

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22. •Uh, oh. My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here.
    

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24. PURE CHEESE
    

1. •Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
   

1. •Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
   

1. •Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
   

1. •If I followed you home, would you keep me?
   

1. •You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
   

1. •Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
   

MY PERSONAL FAVORITE

For my money these few lines by Steven Wright take the cake!

1. •A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." She said.."I will."
   

1. •A girl asked me how I was doing? I said: You know how it feels when you're leaning back on a chair, and you lean too far back, and you almost fall over backwards, but then you catch yourself at the last second? I feel like that all the time...
   

1. •One day I got on the usual bus, and when I stepped in, I saw the most gorgeous blond Chinese girl... I sat beside her. I said, "Hi," and she said, "Hi," and then I said, "Nice day, isn't it?," and she said, "I saw my analyst today and he says I have a problem." So I asked, "What's the problem?" She replied, "I can't tell you. I don't even know you..." I said, "Well sometimes it's good to tell your problems to a perfect stranger on a bus." So she said, "Well, my analyst said I'm a nymphomaniac and I only like Jewish cowboys... by the way, my name is Diane." I said, "Hello, Diane. My name is Bucky Goldstein..."